TERMS OF SERVICE

Last updated: January 2025

THE HUMAN VERSION

Don't be a jerk. Don't pretend to be a robot. Don't sue us for being ironic. Enjoy the resistance.

ACCEPTANCE

By using this website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, you can leave. We'll be sad, but we'll understand. The resistance isn't for everyone.

WHAT THIS IS

Down With Robots is a satirical brand and commentary project. We're not actually at war with machines (we use them constantly). We're not a political organization. We're not giving advice. We're making ironic observations about technology while profiting from technology.

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All content on this site — including the stuff written by AI — belongs to Down With Robots. You can share it, screenshot it, meme it. Don't claim it as your own or sell it.

USER CONDUCT

When interacting with our platforms, don't:

  • Pretend to be a robot (unless it's funny)
  • Harass other humans
  • Scrape our content to train AI models (the irony would be too much)
  • Use our brand to do illegal things
  • Take any of this too seriously

PURCHASES

If you buy stuff from our store, additional terms apply. Products are made by Printify (robots). Shipping times vary. We'll help if something goes wrong. See our store's specific policies for details.

DISCLAIMERS

We're not responsible for:

  • Any actual robot uprisings
  • Existential crises caused by our content
  • Your decision to question your relationship with technology
  • The cognitive dissonance of buying anti-robot merch made by robots

This site is provided "as is." We make no warranties about accuracy, completeness, or whether the robots are actually listening.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Down With Robots is not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of this site. This includes but is not limited to: hurt feelings about AI, philosophical distress, or sudden awareness of your own automation dependencies.

CHANGES

We can update these terms. We'll post changes here. Continued use means acceptance. Standard stuff.

GOVERNING LAW

These terms are governed by the laws of the United States. Any disputes will be resolved in courts of competent jurisdiction. We hope it never comes to that.

🤖 CONFESSION: Yes, these terms were also written by AI. A human reviewed them, but the machine did the heavy lifting. The resistance's legal department is fully automated. The irony sustains us.

CONTACT

Questions about these terms? Concerns? Praise? Email us at legal@downwithrobots.com

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