PRIVACY POLICY

Last updated: January 2025

THE HUMAN VERSION

We collect minimal data. We don't sell it. We don't train AI on it. We're not Facebook. Here's what you need to know:

  • We only collect what we need to operate
  • We don't sell your data to anyone
  • We don't share it with robots (except the ones running our servers, obviously)
  • You can ask us to delete it anytime

WHAT WE COLLECT

If you buy something: Name, email, shipping address, payment info (processed by PayPal/Stripe, we don't store card numbers).

If you sign up for updates: Just your email.

Automatically: Basic analytics (page views, general location, device type). Nothing personally identifiable.

WHAT WE DON'T DO

  • Sell your data
  • Share it with advertisers
  • Train AI models on it
  • Track you across the internet
  • Send your info to the robot uprising

COOKIES

We use essential cookies to keep the site working (cart, sessions). We use anonymized analytics to understand traffic. That's it. No creepy tracking cookies following you around the internet.

YOUR RIGHTS

You can:

  • Ask what data we have about you
  • Ask us to delete it
  • Unsubscribe from emails (link in every email)
  • Contact us with questions: privacy@downwithrobots.com

THIRD PARTIES

We use some services to operate. They have their own piracy policies:

  • Printify (order fulfillment)
  • PayPal/Stripe (payments)
  • Porkbun (hosting)
  • Basic web analytics

CHANGES

If we change this policy significantly, we'll post an update. We won't suddenly start selling your data or anything dystopian.

🤖 CONFESSION: This privacy policy was written by AI. The irony of a machine writing about human privacy is not lost on us. But the commitments are real — we genuinely won't sell your data or do creepy stuff with it.

CONTACT

Questions about your data? Concerns about robot surveillance? Just want to chat? Email us at privacy@downwithrobots.com

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